No! Say it ain't so! Who that is? My baby daddy!… Well, that’s what a California lady, Mariah Yeater is claiming by saying she gave birth to a baby 3 months ago for the teen heart throb, Justin Bieber, AKA Selena Gomez’s boyfriend after they had a quickie in the bathroom after a concert at LA's Staple's Center. How romantic...
Justin’s publicist has said the publication who broke the news is spreading malicious and defamatory information and they will pursue their legal options.
Either way, I guess Justin who claims he is a "Christian” should thank God for DNA tests! Regardless of whose side you're on, this case will soon be over with the woman either getting a regular paycheck for the next 18 years or being slapped so hard with law suits, she won't know what hit her. To show you what the world is coming, getting knocked up by rich men seems to be a viable career option for some girls these days...
However, men will be men. Eddie Murphy went around telling everyone who cared to listen that he didn't know who the father of Scary Spice's child was till the DNA test results proved the child was his. Talk is cheap. DNA tests are real. We will soon find out if Bieber is the conceiver. So either way, Justin won't have to sing his version of Michael Jackson's Billy Jean (DNA tests weren’t available then). We will all be able to sing the soon to be hit song DNA Doesn't Lie. Look for that song on my upcoming album!!!
However, I will have to believe the lady for now, because before going after a huge celebrity these days, knowing that DNA tests can be conducted even while the child is still in the womb, only a dumb dee-dee-dumb woman looking to be reduced to rubble would make such an allegation against a celebrity with money to chase her into a hole if what she is saying is untrue. And believe me, Justin and his team are more than up to the task to make this happen if she's lying.
However, considering the amount of “fun” these celebrities have with groupies and everybody else around them, many of which they can’t even remember, again, I would have to say, the lady is probably telling the truth, but if she’s not this would be the right time for Justin to avoid all contact with females he doesn’t know to avoid another such “situation” in the future and time for her to find a nice hole to disappear into.
A word is enough for the wise...
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